I have never been so utterly mortified by a single slice of pizza in my entire life, every day I will wake up and the first thing I think about will be this slice of what I so begrudgingly call pizza. This hideous, a disgrace to mankind, I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if your brother was banned not even just from Italy, but the entirety of Europe, not to mention the fact that whomever sold him the mayo and ketchup likely still shutters thinking of the crimes they helped make. This is awful, I don't think I will ever be as disappointed in humanity as I am today. I have seen literal war, and never have been as disgusted as I am today. Your brother should be ashamed of himself, I pray with what faith I have left in humanity that me and him never cross paths. I hope he never sees the light of day again because that is putrid. Anywho, I hope you have a lovely day and evacuate as far as humanly possible from that monster.

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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