It is nearly May... where the hell are you?

Our Father,
Who glyphs in heaven
Godlike be thy Name
Thy MMR come
Thy balance be done in RL, As it is in DotA
Give us this day our daily mango
And forgive us our feeds, As we forgive those who feed against us.
Lead us not into salt
But deliver us from HoN or LoL
For DotA is the Kingdom of The Balance and The Power forever and ever
Gaben.

Get back to the dota games dude! You are missed!