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*purchases a vehicle with a 3.7 Battle Rating*

*gets lobbied with vehicles of 4.7 Battle Rating*

*gets rekt*

10/10 would russia again

The game summarised in one sentence:

"WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS SHOOTING ME HOLY SH-"

10.1/10 would get shot again

10/10 would press 'R' to restart

I added a turret that can add more guns to my tank then added a hull that adds another turret that lets me add another turret that has sockets on it so I can add more guns to my tank. It is now a Flame-spewing-rocket-launching-laser-shooting-missile-raining piece of unstoppable explosions.

I also added spider-legs so I can climb walls and stuff.

10/10 Would add another turret again

Survived 6 whole days cooped up inside an old house with nothing to drink but toilet water and smashed cans of beans. These wolves.. they're not.. normal. They know you're afraid..

The first day started normal, with just a lone wolf in sight. I managed to scare it away with some flares I found. The next day.. It got worst. The lone wolf from yesterday came back with with a pack and chased me down. I threw flares at it, but they ignored it. They're getting bolder. I ran inside the first house I see and stayed there for a day so the wolves would go away. I've made a big mistake.

I opened the door to go out scavenging, but instead got pounced by 3 wolves. I fend myself as long as I could, throwing flares, but they were just useless against them now.

Day 4. Food is running low.. ran out of clean water and can't start a fire without firewood. I had to go outside to get some. But that would be suicide.

Day 5. Their pack is getting bigger. 12 wolves I counted. Circling around the house. I cant take it anymore.

Day 6. I died from starvation. Better than getting mauled by wolves I guess.

10/10 would starve to death again,

too much motion blur

Actual gameplay chat-feed in co-op:

Akmal Azman: now waht?
_Cataphract: shoot a portal there
Akmal Azman: ??
_Cataphract: there
_Cataphract: here, right on my portal
Akmal Azman: but your portal will be gone?
_Cataphract: i make new one
Akmal Azman: but you want ur protal der rite?
_Cataphract: nononon
_Cataphract: i put portal somwhre else
_Cataphract: i put mine here, u put urs der
Akmal Azman: 2hard mang
Akmal Azman has disconnected

I suck at Poker.

Vaas is scary

Really fun.

But AIs keep getting lost then after being rescued they walk home, straight into a horde of zombies and not giving a single ♥♥♥♥.

Lost 5 people.

They were good men and women.

rip in peace