And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this.

>dedicated magic game: 26 spells
>Elden Ring: 171 spells

>using Linux in front of class mates
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>start furiously typing away at terminal to install wine
>Errors out the ass
>Everyone else has already started their classwork
>I start to sweat
>Install GIMP
>"Umm...what the ♥♥♥♥ is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks
>I tell her it's GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now to draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
>I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break down and cry and run out of class
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school
Free and open source!

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand, son because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy. When I trek the mountains and the travel the seven seas Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. In 1877 a man from Norway was asked to solve the riddle of King Arthur and he said "no way", then he changed his mind the very next day. And one hundred years later in 1977, the seventh son of a seventh son was born on the seventh sunny side of Sunnyside, WA. Excalibur exercise, calisthenics, burr it's cold out. When I do my exercise and my calisthenics I'm lancing-a-lot, Lancelot. Then if I jump on the other side of the stone cold mirror lens, Merlin. A lady in the lake hands me the mythical sword of Excalibur that has the power to heal head injuries from the Knights of the Round Table. Excalibur.

*BANG BANG BANG*

CAM ON ENGERLAND

*BANG BANG BANG*

SCORE SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOLES