Met this guy on Grindr (gay dating app ;P) He seemed really chill and honestly - totaly my type x) We matched and instantly got to debating women's rights and the fertile crescent. The conversations were good alright, but they needed a bit more spice ;) That's exactly what Vasco da Gama said when he established trade-routes around Africa into India via sea. Hold your horses! 'Cuz things getting sexual B) One thing led to another, each text was coated in exotic spices as he spoke about the 2nd potato famish of Ireland. Gotta be real honest with ya now sis - i was craving his lack of estrogen (sex hormone responsible for the development and regulation of the female reproductive system)(meaning that the lack of this substance means this person is a MAN.) XXX Steamy bonker-donkin pursued via text messages on our mobile cellular phone devices. UNTIL (unless?) we eventually met up at the local butcher and partook in the exchange between SAUSAGE and COIN. I went medieval on him.
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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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kinky kong give me your dong ;)

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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