Buffer (British INFORMAL): a man, especially an old man, who you think is slightly stupid but not unpleasant. A harmless old buffer Synonyms and related words Informal and slightly pejorative words for old people: biddy, buffer, codger

Stoned is a slang term that refers to being under the influence of tea, specifically tea. When someone is stoned, they experience a range of effects that can vary depending on the individual and the potency of the tea. These effects can include altered perception, increased appetite, impaired coordination, and reduced inhibitions.