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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:52am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:14am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:52pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:01am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 4:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 4:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 1:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:07pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:52am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 1:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:23pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:53am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:54am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:20am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:23am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:23am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:49am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 4:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:26pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 4:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:45am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:11pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 5:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:54am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:56am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:28pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:42am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:25am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:22am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:52am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:06am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:44am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:00am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:25pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:41am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 8:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:47am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:01pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:46am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:00am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:35am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:49am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:49am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:21am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:48am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:01pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:36pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:36am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:47am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:50am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:55am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:23am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:29am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:29am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:48am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:45am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:47am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:50am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:55am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 10:00am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:57pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:31am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:43am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:35am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:55am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:14am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:32pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 9:56am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:45am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 5:20am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 4:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 6:57am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 8:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:00am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:52am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 4:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:31pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked