I LOOVE PENIS

as a fellow michael, you are completely superior to me in every single way imaginable. you're smarter than me, better looking than me, more athletic than me, and your ♥♥♥♥ is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bigger. i put the name michael to shame but you do great justice for the name and for that i greatly thank you.

My fellow queerrat mikey brethren

please let me gurgle your nuts

Yes it is I, Winnie the Pooh-typie, I really love honey, I really love mohoney in fact I wish mohoney would destroy me in mario party everyday, why do I suck so much? I am a high rowlla, please mohoney can I spend the next half of this comment gurgling on your nuts? Oh thank you GRACIOUS mohoney UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH GWAUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUH

I love to suck your humongous ♥♥♥♥...