-rep, Didn't unlock flying

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lucky clown

i need to tell you something really important, okay so this might sound like im messing with you but i promise im not, i was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease known as cyroaudiovascularmalexia, basically if i don’t get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain, theres no cure for it exept one, i need to constantly warm my ears. and the only material soft enough is the inner theighs of a pretty girl, so i need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

knob

Scrub, The hickey you left on my neck made my wife furious. You ended my marriage, because you sucked too hard. Please stop sucking soo hard. Now my family is broken, sucker. It really sucks to be sucked by you, and now I have to suck it up and pack my bags.