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Hola busco un mujer de newyork que me quiera de verda y me ayude a salir de mi pais a estar con ella 😘😘😘 I tener algo serio

wow ho-hola ... 🥺🥺🥺🥺¿de verdad me contestaste? es que eres muy bonita y pensé que no lo harías, porque yo soy muy feo🤧 y las guapas no le hablan a los feos ¿contestaste?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ¿soy horrible, cierto?🥺🥺 me voy a quedar solo, nadie me quiere. y tú eres muy bonita, bonita, bonita, bonita,🥺🥺🥺🥺 no merezco que me hables ... seguro tienes muchos chicos detrás y yo doy asco ¿verdad? 🥺 qué preciosa🥺 eres, pareces un angel ¿me mandas fotos en calzones? Es que estoy feo🥺

I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking and crying right now y’all, and people aren’t taking me seriously. This is a DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLIDAY, where people say ♥♥♥♥ that ISN’T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REAL for NO REASON. I’ve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they’d be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I’m BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I’m allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT’S SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I’ve had enough

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...