If I, King Julien (that's my name), only had two days left to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. Make my living out of it. (Makes fart sounds, spits attempting to whistle) And you know what else I would do? I would... invade a neighboring country and impose my own ideology even if they didn't want it!.