SUH DUDE

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Eaaaaa main DD2 dia :3

>IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXxkNaRkp8

My mind's telling me no ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
But my body, my body's telling me yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
But there is something that I must confess to you ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

[Chorus 2x:]
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)

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Kenapa Mie Rebus di Warkop lebih enak daripada bikinan sendiri?

Kalo di warkop, mienya direbus ga sampe lembek. Melainkan sampe cukup kenyal aja, kira-kira 3 menit ngerebusnya. Kalau mienya lembek, air di dalem serat mienya jadi banyak. Kalau air di dalem serat mienya banyak, maka volume mie jadi bertambah. Kalau volume mie bertambah, maka luas penampang mie jadi bertambah juga. Kalau luas penampang mie yang harus terpapar bumbu bertambah, maka perbandingan takaran bumbu per luas penampang mie jadi berkurang. Dengan demikian, tingkat konsentrasi bumbu yang nempel di mie jadi tersebar. Otomatis rasa mie jadi kurang kuat ketika nempel di lidah. Sedangkan kalau mienya dimasak cuma sampe cukup kenyal, maka perbandingan takaran bumbu/luas penampang mie jadi pas atau bertambah. Dengan demikian, tingkat konsentrasi bumbu yang nempel di mie jadi padat. Hasilnya, mie terasa lebih enak di lidah. Itulah kenapa mie di warkop selalu keliatan lebih sedikit dibanding mie hasil masak sendiri.