Ya see, about 57 years ago I was in my senior year of pre-k. I was bout 23 years old and doin real well. Most kids it takes em longer. So Macho Man Randy Hogan saw I was doin reel gewed in skeewel and asked if I wanted ta come and fight with him in the World Wide West Monroe Scrabble League, and I was like, "Keeyerself. That's fer freshmen in pre-k. I only choke out people in Candyland tournaments."