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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:14am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 1:50pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 9:24am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 2:04pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 8:37am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 8:56am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 8:26am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 4:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 7:16am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 1:01pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 3:18pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:08am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 5:03pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 9:47am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 4:03am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 7:55am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 7:48am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 5:00am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 5:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 6:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 2:51am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 2:50am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 4:40pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 5:14am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:29pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:13am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 8:00am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:59am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 8:32am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 10:33am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 5:06pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 2:12pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 6:11am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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