Godlobber
 
 
Lock on him R2. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead- the one crawling with vulture droids.

Obi-Wan:
I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy. Oddball, do you copy?

Oddball:
Copy, Red Leader.

Obi-Wan:
Mark my position. Form your squad up behind me.

Oddball:
We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.

Anakin:
This is where the fun begins.

Obi- Wan:
Let them pass between us.

They're all over me.

- Get them off my-

- I'm gonna go help them out.

No. They are doing theirjob

so we can do ours.

Missiles. Pull up.

- They overshot us.

- They're coming around.

All right, R4. No, no.

Nothing too fancy.

Surge all power units, R2.

Stand by reverse thrusters.

We got 'em, R2.

Flying is for droids.

- I'm hit. Anakin?

- I see them.

Buzz droids.

R4, be careful. You have a-

Oh, dear.

They're shutting down

all the controls.

Move to the right so I can

get a clear shot at them.

The mission.

Get to the command ship.

Get the chancellor.

I'm running out of tricks here.

In the name of-

- Hold your fre! You're not helping.

- I agree. Bad idea.

I can't see a thing.

My cockpit's fogging.

They're all over me. Anakin!

- Move to the right.

- Hold on. You'll get us both killed.

Get out of here.

There's nothing more you can do.

I'm not leaving

without you, Master.

Get him, R2.

Watch out.

R2, hit the buzz droid's centre eye.

- Yeah, you got him!

- Great, R2.

The general's command ship

is dead ahead.

Have you noticed

the shields are still up?

Sorry, Master.

I have a bad feeling about this.
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PireLime 16. mar. 2021 kl. 22:44 
Yeah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Dr. Robin Pendragon 29. aug. 2020 kl. 17:55 
what the hell happened for him to post this sh*t
Godlobber 29. aug. 2020 kl. 14:45 
why did you do this
ValDallas 28. aug. 2020 kl. 19:47 
How to ♥♥♥ a dolphin
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
ValDallas 28. aug. 2020 kl. 19:46 
Here is how to proceed :

Where to find a dolphin ?

Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :

Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.

2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation

First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.
ValDallas 28. aug. 2020 kl. 19:46 
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.

Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.

Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks