Put your tatas up to Didi's tatas, we'll see who has the bigger MELONS!

I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!

Them tojos came at me faster than I could gut 'em, so I had to gut 'em faster.

Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.