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🌋 📀 ⚡ 🌳 🎽 🌂 💎 🚙 😺 🏓 👽 👳 🍖 💙 🌏 🎍
PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!
Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer,
emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I
have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with
slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
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• ˚ ˚ ˛ * ★MERRY★ *
˛ • • 。CHRISTMAS • ˚ ˚ • ˚ ˚ ˚ ˚
。* ★And Happy New Year★ • ˚ ˚
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*|田田 . .|門| ˚
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