Long haired, overtly forlorn, radio enthusiast. Likes soft rock, video games, NASCAR, and little ponies. Probably an alcoholic.

-"If you snag a little fish you’re not going to eat it, no, you use it as a bait fish to catch the whale. I’m the whale, Pablo. Unfortunately for Mom, this whale swam in there with a big ol' shotgun." -Ash Williams
-"Everyone in Equestria has a true place and has the potential for a fulfulling life, and that, more than rainbow magic or talking horses, is what makes it a fantasy world." -DWK
-"Yeah, stuffed animals are for kids. Plushies are for men." -DWK http://fire-n-fluff.deviantart.com/art/Mustang-Custom-Plushie-673737082
-"I don't care about the president. I care about ponies." -D.W. Read
-"I'm not actively trying to die, but I'm not actively trying to live either." -Breezy
-"You're not fine. Be honest. How many of you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and go "Oh yea no, that's just fine." Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥' me, and I know I'm not alone." -Tonkatsu Sinclair
-"We do stupid things that only bring us pain and misery, but if we somehow manage not to die, we end up doing them again!" -ReverendEntity circa 2015
-"Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one." -Doc Brown
-"My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left." -Phil Davis, Irving Belin's A White Christmas
-"We should learn to love unconditionally, because two wrongs still make a wrong." -Unicornius
-"Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you follow me?" -Gruncle Ford
-"Keep your feet in the ground, and keep on reaching for the stars." -Casey Kasem
-"They say a man should have a stock and trade, But me, I'll find another way. I believe in getting what you can, and there ain't no stopping this young man." -Bernie Leadon
-"Cause the good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems." -Billy Joel
-"Hey, chin up. I know the night just got darker, but it won't last forever." -Nick Valentine
-"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night." -Princess Leia Organa Solo
-"You gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax Larry. What are you made of?" -Teddy Roosevelt, Night at the Museum
-"Nothings impossible I have found, for when my chin is on the ground. I pick myself up, dust myself off, start all over again." -Wilford Brimley
-"Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe? Well it has to be, for you to grow boy." -Supertramp
-"Bend enough and you'll break good buddy." -Dary
-"Stand for nothings, you'll fall for anythings." -Squirrely Dan
-"It's tree rock horse person time." -Duke Eclipse
-"This makes me want to flip my other Altima." -Chud
-"Get out the way let Louie play." -Scatman John
-"Mashed potatoes can be your friends." -Weird Al
-"Appreciate what you what, be are the make you appreciate what you dad." -REDACTED
-"I'm the greatest load my dad ever shot." -Dan Avidan
-"It's not really the amount of voices in my head that bothers me, it's the empty space causing the echo that's really annoying me." -wacarb
-"Yeah, well, you know. That's just like, your opinion man." -The Dude
-"Anything that can't go wrong, will go wrong." -Borra's Law
-"But of, seY!" -Teh Shpee
-"Hey Slab!" -Brick
-"The internet is a chaotic and crazy place, with millions of personalities and ideas all clashing and collaborating at any given moment. It's not always going to be perfect, but when it does, things are absolutely incredible." -Sethisto, EQD
-"The internet is my third parent and my forever home." -SOENJAY

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My stupid videos: https://www.youtube.com/user/SOENJAY
My stupid drawings: https://www.deviantart.com/soenjay