I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I can find your house on google earth ♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ you think a trap is really worth ♥♥♥♥♥

I'm Adolf Hitler and this is my concentration camp. I work here with my right-hand man Heinrich Himmler and my son Josef Mengele. Every Jew in here has a story and a reason to die. One thing I've learned after 12 years, is that you never know what is gonna walk through that gas chamber.

As I'm sure you are aware for centuries, the female body has been admired, it has specified as art, as a thing of beauty. In modern day times, this beauty can be captured through photos and sent for easy viewing of this art. I realize there are negative connotations behind this act, now referred to as 'sending nudes' but you see this form of art happens regularly within friends, partners, and even strangers. With that being said, I humbly request that you allow me to gaze upon the masterpiece of art that you truly are.

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