Ever since since prom, ive liked being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by unprotected dongs. Well, sure enough I got crabs. I got one so big on my ♥♥♥♥ that you could have boiled in and seasoned it in spice and had yourself a hell of a meal. I contracted those crabs from the prom king. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the limo after he accepted his award. He told me he wanted to fill my slot with unprotected ♥♥♥♥, that way he could give me his crabs. I thought he was goofing around, but he was dead serious and loving every minute of it. Within a week, crabs had infested my ♥♥♥♥. Every inch of my fluff bucket was covered with those nasty little vermin entitled crabs. Sometimes they would bite my clit and it would feel great, but most of the time it was horrible and made me feel inferior. I didnt know how to get rid of them and I didnt have health insurance so I lived with them for 10 years and 3 days. I tried sitting in tomato juice but I heard later that was used for getting rid of skunk stench, so I figured if you cant beat em, join em. I named every single crab that had moved onto the surface of my snatch. As far as I could feel, there was 20. Raymond, Lupe, Bobby, Ernest, Dixie, Lawrence, Sherly, Steve, Alahandro, and Niche. Eventually, after I had saved up some cash, I turned my attention to a doctor who helped me kill the crabs. At the time I was happy to be free from their constant biting, but then became suicidal because I had killed my friends that had been by my side for 10 years. Even when I would go out for a weekend of unprotected ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they wouldnt leave me. They believed in me. Not one of the peters that pulverized my ♥♥♥♥♥ during my 10 years of crab infestation contracted them. They stuck by my poontang through thick and thin, and I feel deeply in love with them and they loved me. At night, I command them to bite my clitoris while I plugged my urine hole with a home pregnancy test. They wouldnt stop biting until all the tartar sauce had evacuated my twitty ♥♥♥♥. They were my lovers, and I destroyed their sweet hearts. Volley ball took away the depression of the crab killing, and that is the real reason that im forever grateful for the game. I was this close to bringing the curtain down. So you want to know what the word 'Crab' means to me? It means 'Love of a Lifetime.' I hope before I die that another crab carrying ♥♥♥♥ will dose me up good with a good dosage of crabs, so I can know once again what it feels like."