B A C O N B O I I I

"Honey, is that an ice cream he's holding?"

kachuk

"OMG IT'S A GUN!

I grew up in an old farmhouse and we had a septic "tank".

It was a brick lined pit, with a WOODEN cover. My dad just told me never to go near it, or I would die.

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Unless you get disoriented. Then the panic sets it. You swim and swim, but you can’t escape. You open your eyes, but all you see is a dark abyss. The murky water blinds you. The grass distorts your friends screaming where the way out is. You’re almost out of breathe and trying to rip through the grass, but the roots are too intertwined and thick. It’s useless. You’re giving up. You take your first breath of the murky sludge and it fills your lungs. But then it hits you. That you are just trying to be distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

~*~*So DeeP~*~*