IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this. =D

FULCRUM COME IN YYYYOOOOOOOOOO YODIE GANG!!!
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‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️

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We need to talk about your balls. (pool balls clacking) Are they smooth, or covered in bits of annoying fluff? (blows) These are my balls. See how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you got to use the right tools for the job.

This? No.
This? No!
This? Only if that's what you're into.

Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone's taken a chunk out of that one. That's why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It's got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It's got an LED light so you can always see what you're doing. Lights please! And what's more, it's got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. (beer fizzing) You wouldn't want to drink it though. It's got pubes in it.

‼️ATTENTION, CITIZEN‼️
‼️警告Uh oh! You've made an oopsie, citizen! 200 social credit points have been deducted from your ID card! Be sure to behave better or you know what happens!!!警告‼️

Note: "glory to the CCP and Xi Jinping!" Don't forget to say this every morning for +5 daily social credit points! 祝你好运‼️