~Made kingdom ruled by one man and many servants/slaves
~Strongest combat pawn named Jorrell
~Only has burning passion for melee
~Decides to name a random colonist named Lorrell
~Lorrell has many passions and decent traits
~Always compared Jorrell to Lorrell, saying the Lorrell is your replacement if you die
~Would always send Jorrell into near-death situations
~Replace any lost limbs with organic replacements from "volunteers" of previous raid
~Lorrell would "lead" clean up crew
~Proceeds to augment Lorrell into super powerful Bionic cyborg for funsies (with a little Archotech wrist action)
~Jorrell becomes some organic dude in power armor with a fancy personal sword, gifted from the king for being badass (and maybe on some killer space drugs)
~Oops, All Bugs Raid
~Jorrell stands in the door to King's chambers as king potshots with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sidearm
~Jorrell proceeds to kill 40 bugs, as they claw off an arm and both eyes, heavy bleeding
~Only stops fighting because bugs ate his legs off
~King personally runs into remaining bugs to save Jorrell, whole colony drops everything to save King
~Many injured and dying saving the King and Jorrell
~King and most colonists survive, but many are bedridden, sick with infections and without limbs
~Jorrell makes full recovery using donated bionics from "random" unnamed colonist totally I swear
~Lorrell conveniently went MIA during bug raid or something, probably ate by a bug, no remains and no notification of "Surgery Failed" or "Catastrophic Failure" or anything, Lorrell was a hero who died saving Jorrell
~Game ends when King ascends the stars with personal bodyguard Jorrell, partying into the sunset and leaving a dying colony with no real protection and leaderless
10/10 game, would recommend
I miss you Jorrell