A few years ago a young man, who went by the name of Delorian, looked at the world and saw that improvments were needed. Because of this, he cast himself into self exile and came across the lost lands of Albion. After years of toil and struggle he settled down and soon he started influencing the local people around him. It was not long before a religion named Delorianism had cropped up and had links in many other lands, it even had missionaries across the pond to the West. These followers of the new religion were to be feared, they rejected all other ideas and superstitions and replaced them with their own. The creator, Delorian, even pronounced himself to be The Messiah of the new found religion and hand picked certain people to act as his mouth. It became mandatory soon afterwoods that the followers were to thank their Messiah for surviving another day and for waking up. As well as that, he even requested the finest minstrels of the land to conjure up a poem or a piece for him. There was a certain part of that poem that struck a chord within all those who heard it.

One Pope to rule them all
One Pope to find them
One Pope to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
In the realm of Delorianism where the shadows lie


1. Thou shall not walk on water.
2. Thou shall not turn water to wine or fish into bread.
3. Thou shall follow the book to the letter.
4. Thou shall follow every command of The Pope.
5. Thou shall not help those who are not of Delorianism.
6. Thou shall help achieve The Ultimate Goal.
7. Thou shall always help and support the army of Delorianism; the FTG , be it whether with food or offering sacrifices.


Three gifts for those doomed to fall
Seven Sacraments for the followers on the land
Nine wishes for all Superstitions destined as lies
One World for The Delorian on his steel throne
In the Land of Albion where the Lost Lands lie.

One Pope to rule them all
One Pope to find them
One Pope to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the realm of Delorianism where the shadows lie.

There is only one who has ever achieved The Ultimate Goal, his reward is that he is now above us all in both power and prestige, he speaks to his followers through appointing someone to be the Mouth of Delorian, I have recieved that honour and will hold it for the rest of my life. The Ultimate Goal is to join our lord Delorian, however, we must find the way to get there.


18th February: Military ceremonial day
27th March: The Advisor election day
25th May: Norman day
1st August: Delorian day
5th September: Phoenix Trust day
10th September: Delorianism day
24th November: Saint Mercury day


There is always a cause to drive someone or something to committing themselves to an act or ambition. Sometimes the reasons can be for personal gain, this is not the case whatsoever for the great lord Delorian, he is the modern day Messiah and here is why.

Delorian had suffered many hardships in the past, he looked at the world and saw chaos and revolution. And what was at the heart of this? He asked himself this many times before he saw it, there was no dominant religion. He ran off into self exile to seek some unknown lands and after many weeks in the lost land of Albion, he found civilisation. It was primitive compared to the lands Delorian had left. However, this was exactly what he needed and he set about to work immediately. The locals saw him as a God descended from above, Delorian used his guile to take advantage of this, he proclaimed that the Gods indeed had sent him to them to create a new religion, the correct and true religion. Naturally, he named it after himself and so Delorianism was born. It quickly spread throughout the lost land of Albion and it wasn't long before they all followed Delorian. He was not a King though, he was a messiah, The Messiah . He needed to organise the religion and make it something believable and not to be rediculed by the lands of old. Seeds were planted in the land of old, seeds of belief, seeds of hope. Seeds of the truth.


The Messiah of this religion is Delorian, he is rarely seen and it is only his chosen men, the Mouth of Delorian, that will see him most. He uses these chosen men to communicate and deliver messages to his people, because of this, the Mouth of Delorian will be the pope of the religion. His word is law as his word is the word of Delorian. The Mouth of Delorian is the Delorians' puppet so to speak.

It takes more than one person to run all of the aspects within Delorianism, because of this, there are three other people of importance; Mr Irrelephant The Advisor, Jety Wawoo The Missionary and Skill the Leader of the Military.

Mr Irrelephant advises the current Pope on which course of action to take, as well as that, he will also keep The Pope updated of all the goings on within Delorianism. Every advisor must swear an oath that they will have undying loyalty to The Pope and that when he issues a new law, he will make sure that it will be done. All people within Delorianism answer to The Advisor, the Advisor in turn then answers to The Pope.

Jety Wawoo is the leading Missionary, all other missionaries answer to him and he likewise orders them as he will, as long as he has the permission from The Pope. The Pope is fairly relaxed in terms of what The Missionary can and can't do. Just like with all other people, he answers to The Advisor. He must give regular reports as to how much progress he has made in converting the world to follow Delorianism, if The Advisor and The Pope aren't happy with progress, The Missionary will pay with his life.

Skill controls the Military of Delorianism. Its purpose is to enforce the law and to make sure that the people of this growing faith are safe and protected. He also swears an oath to The Pope, but this one is that he will not rebel and try destroy the religion. The Leader of the Military doesn't just answer to The Advisor but he will take most of his orders from The Advisor. There will be the odd time when The Pope gives the orders but this is rare.

These three hold the biggest amount of power within Delorianism, however, it does not necessarily mean that they are always safe. At the end of the day, The Pope holds the most power and if he is not pleased with one of the three, he will have them removed, with force if needs be. Their punishment will nearly always be death if they fail to meet the standards required to keep the job.


It is clear why Delorianism has been founded, the world needed someone to have a vision and the cunning guile to do what was needed to restore peace and order to the world once again. We were born from the ashes of revolution and heresy and should we fail, then it shall be that we will fall to rise no more. Our numbers in this world may be few, but we will grow and crush all those who oppose us.


If you are not with us,



You are against us.




We currently don't have any heretics, may the Gods be blessed.