THE PET CANNIBAL WAS HERE U FORGOT THEM AT UR FORESST U TAMED

I cannot begin to express how much Among Us has fundamentally changed my life for the better in every aspect. Before Among Us became popular I was a normal guy, I played Geometry Dash and Mario Maker 2 competitively and everything was fine, but then it happened. I was looking around on steam out of boredom and I saw it; Among Us. I read the premise and was immediately impressed, as it sounded like a grand time, but this was only the beginning of my absolute wholehearted adoration for the masterpiece of a game that Among Us truly is. I downloaded the game, eagerly waiting for it to finish downloading. I opened it and was blasted with the coolest logo, best music and greatest menu I’ve ever seen. Everything about it was perfect, and my mind was blown. Ever since I’ve lived for among us, I have among us themed birthdays, porn, devices, masks, shirts, haircuts, pants, scarves, wallpaper, rugs, bath bombs, bowls, spoons, forks, plates, sex toys, and many, many more.

ccording to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

+rep High quailty dude and VRChat model maker.

lol

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