Once upon a time there was a susriver, a sick tater, a dude who thought boy boomers were pretty, and a chick who was terrified of changing her name. They all set off on an adventure together. First, they tried surviving against increasing hoards and tanks to earn medals. Ladyhawke felt pity for the poor sickly taters, then promptly left him to die in her search for double chocolate doghnuts. So they set off on a new adventure, this time uniting as a family as susrivers. It took much convincing to get omy to change her name, but she eventually cave to the peer press- I mean, changed her name to prove her love and allegiance to her friends :) And so they journeyed on, rocket stopped occasionally to admire the pretty boy boomers, they all sat down together for storytime with Mr Taters, and they had a friendly debate over whether women get saggy and if omy was secretly a 10-year-old boy. To be continued....