Kiki wants u btw

poop

He aked for a duck pic once, I still don't know if he was impressed or not

Only responds to his demi-queer name of "Beenis" its like I don't even know you anymore. Come back to us, Pahl; we miss you. your mother is worried sick, She knows about your furry addiction, it isn't healthy; please for the love of God ditch the persona, or atleast wash the suit; you've been wearing it for atleast two weeks non-stop and I'm pretty sure you've rolled in mud pretending you're a pig. Spoiler, you aren't. You're just a confused little boy who needs to come home.

10/10 funniest mofo

Congrats on promotion :D