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"Play the video" my demons whispered, deeply piercing the only ears that heard his comment. I opened up my flip phone, and speed dial 666 for the devil. The little thing popped up on my phone - a gay spider, pink in nature. "Activate the child destruction button", the voices beckoned. I instinctively typed in 8008135, the boob number. The words of death echoed around me, "OwO, notices your bulgy wuldgy~." The few children in my vision had already been reduced to mere skeletons, killed too soon to let out a scream. I go home that day, thinking about the gay spider and the lack of children. I turned on the TV and a breaking news headline flashed on-screen: "Children everywhere are dying due to the radio towers!". I look down at my phone, the deathly neon insect still dancing on my screen to the tune of 100's of deaths. "They must never know."

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