Recent reviews by Knucklehead McSpazatron

I don't know how people think this game is good. Almost 1 million people bought FNAF in the past and yet this game is buggy, boring and lacks any form of scare tactics.

Tried to give it an honest go, but when the bots bug out this often, I'm just not interested.

Aesthetically great. Poor gameplay.

Map guidance was bad.

Crocodile should be called Clyde.

♥♥♥♥ my pants 10/10

Don't waste your time with this mind numbingly boring game. It takes the boring part of MMOs and mashes it into a survival game with bad NPCs, false trailer promises and boring gameplay.

I can't imagine coming into a game that has reviews and saying "It's Early Access", the review clearly states "Early Access Review."

I'm not reviewing the full game, I'm reviewing the slowest progression based Survival game on the market which only caters to Zergs and not small groups of friends etc.

Just because it's a game you like doesn't mean it can't be ♥♥♥♥.

The progression sucks
The gameplay is slow
The combat is clunky
NPCs struggle to chase foxes
Even in a group of friends it's a drag

It's a load of wank.

Very fun fast paced game, without spoiling too much, there is a mob later in the game which I feel kills momentum, could easily do without that

Everyone going on about Lady D, and whilst she's one of the better parts of the game, it really is fun. Rooty Tooty, Ethans a ♥♥♥♥♥

Some things are just better left in the past

Remember in the old Stronghold where it was cringe but you kinda loved fighting the Rat. This game has nowhere near as much character

If you like this game you need euthanizing.

How was this allowed on Steam... It doesn't even work xD

No. God No. No. No. No.

This game sucks ass. Just play Phas or Pacify. But Phas is better. Pacify is just as ♥♥♥♥.