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🧍🏻‍♀️ Mariah 25 Jan, 2020 @ 5:43pm 
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations.
-- Jean Anouilh

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Life only demands from you the strength you possess.
Only one feat is possible -- not to have run away.
-- Dag Hammarskjold

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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
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This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a
little ironic since we may not have one.
-- Arthur Clarke

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Brian: Jake brought vodka to the school dance, and Chris got blamed for it, and it's really turn his life upside-down face. [Stewie stares at Brian in disbelief]
Tom Tucker: It's no concern to me if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy! Isn't that right, Jake?
Jake Tucker: Yeah!

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kite 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:24pm 
The white kanye, the white jesus, might as well call him reezus