I was born in Somalia with both my parents being pirates. I lived there until the age of 3 before my parents discovered the great country of North Korea, which was where we moved to. There I was educated about our great leader, Kim Jong Il. The Great Leader was our savior and truly a person who I looked up to. His death brought both myself and my family great sadness, however Kim Jong Un has been nearly as admirable as his father. I also really, really like cats.