According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Welcome to the ♥♥♥ zone
Only ♥♥♥ inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed ♥♥♥♥♥
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the ♥♥♥

I love you, and I miss you, and I *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh*

you think you're garfield huh? you think you're garfield the cat?



you have the guts. the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gall, to sit here in front of me, and cal yourself "garfield the cat". you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ audacity, to say these words in front of me. to put anyone on the same level as garfield. "i ate one lasagna i'm just like garfield". you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerve, to just call yourself "garfield", iconic cat, because you ate one lasagan

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a former lem, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I just need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.me I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :smiley: