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You know, there is just something about being part of a world renown exploratory group sent on a mission to identify and document the local wildlife on the new continent you're about to settle that makes you feel like you're a part of something bigger than yourself. I mean sure you're asked to murder any new species of wildlife you find so some bald midget can make a new stick, that inexplicably sounds like an Iphone ringtone, or a new pair of pants that show way too much thigh but you don't care cause that's secretly why you're here anyway; you get to do it with your choice of 14 amazing weapons with varying play styles to suit your needs. You wanna live your anime fantasy because you just finished Demonslayer or Attack on Titan? LONGSWORD AND DUAL BLADES. You want to feel like an absolute alpha smashing a monster's noggin with your SHOULDER and then dropping a sword 5 times your body weight on its neck? GREAT SWORD. You wanna give the monster some boops? HAMMER. You're a fan of jousting, being defensive or just running really REALLY fast? LANCE. You like being defensive but you also want to level a city block with explosives? GUN... LANCE... You want to be defensive but poking things with a stick that explodes or running fast isn't your style, you prefer big ass AXES CHARGED WITH ELEMENTAL POWER? CHARGE BLADE. You like axes AND great swords? SWITCH...AXE... You like bugs and dancing around like a 2 bit stripper? INSECT GLAIVE. You like supporting and BAGPIPES? HUNTING HORN. You like being an absolute chad, the most well rounded weapon it the game and nothing else compares to your sheer glory and unadulterated awesomeness? SWORD AND SHEILD. (And there's ranged weapons too but I know you're not sissy enough to avoid monsters right?) In summary, this game good.
張貼於 2020 年 2 月 1 日。
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