Certified mound maker enjoyer
Level your godd@mn hp stat, learn to roll correctly, and NEVER attack without priority.

RIP Chainsaw, you will probably be replaced by another exploit anyway. If I invade a dedicated 2v2, I will only fight once I get my co-invader so the fight can actually be fun. Scummy tactics begets scummier tactics. Don't play the game if you can't even fight without imaginary rules.

I also don't waste my time on pretending to be nice (ie bowing to pve'ers when helping them with bosses) in a game where I believe 90% of the playerbase is ret@rded for not knowing how to spec their stats properly.

I don't respect bonfire duelists. If you want to host, then get a friend and set up a 2v2, or just invade like a normal person if you're actually friendless. I also don't respect 1v3 ganks, if you want to grief people, then just use ce curse daggers in seamless or something, its the same effect but far less effort. I would chainsaw 1v3 ganks but Leda's deathblight will have to do.

All traitor reds deserve death.