Schmedley
The Pigmentally Challenged
Former 5-Time Neon White World Record Holder,
Warframe Nanocelebrity, and Card Game Enthusiast
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Former 5-Time Neon White World Record Holder,
Warframe Nanocelebrity, and Card Game Enthusiast
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Level
36
Golden God!
100 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  2
Badges  41
Games  1,267
Inventory   
Workshop Items  2
Reviews  10
Groups  3
Acolytes of the 69th
8 Members
Fanatical
608,734 Members
Nutty Gum and Fruit Spleggings
23 Members
Friends  78
158
Charliminimon
Offline
134
TEE
Online
110
Rerecrosz
Offline
76
Okami Amaterasu
Online
66
IanDig
Offline
59
Kounavia
Offline
Personal Achievements
-Shares the World Record for the Most Kills in CoD:MW3 Using Only Toasters
-Can recite entire alphabet from memory
-Lullabied a baby to sleep with Smash Mouth's All Star
-Mastered Tenquilism at the age of 19
-Defeated a robot designed to cheat at rock-paper-scissors
-Speaks German (but only when sleeping)
-Is 1/8192 Bovine
-Ate a vampire.
-Caught an octopus while ice fishing in fresh water
-Survived being shot by Navy Seal Sniper
-Got 100% on an engineering paper written in haiku
-Won an internet argument
-Founding member of Fortuna 69
-5 time Neon White World Record Holder
Completionist Showcase
48 / 48 Achievements
63 / 63 Achievements
79 / 79 Achievements
48 / 48 Achievements
14 / 14 Achievements
50 / 50 Achievements
96
Perfect Games
3,372
Achievements in Perfect Games
Completionist Showcase
54 / 54 Achievements
42 / 42 Achievements
63 / 63 Achievements
42 / 42 Achievements
18 / 18 Achievements
32 / 32 Achievements
96
Perfect Games
3,372
Achievements in Perfect Games
Achievement Showcase
5,633
Achievements
96
Perfect Games
64%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Game Collector
1,267
Games Owned
478
DLC Owned
10
Reviews
96
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Recent Activity
44.6 hours past 2 weeks
1,351 hrs on record
last played on 25 Feb
Terraria
Blade of Grass
300 XP
Achievement Progress   97 of 137
+92
7,981 hrs on record
last played on 5 Feb
Warframe
Master
500 XP
Achievement Progress   192 of 193
+187
55 hrs on record
last played on 5 Feb
Dread Delusion
Achievement Progress   59 of 59
+54
Comments
lqaugvhy7211p79 30 Oct, 2025 @ 9:23am 
📱
吉田真央 1 Aug, 2025 @ 4:05pm 
😁🤌
Knight 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am 
Hey, can you please accept my friendship, I'm not a bot and I just wanna ask you a few things about humble bundle, I don't send links and not trying to scam, just your profile and groups seem as you have been using humble bundle for some time, I saw your profile on fanatical group, so maybe you got a few extras and we might do a few trades?
Floyd The Pig 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:16pm 
But is it all worth it?
MiraculousTrashKitten 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am 
goober
Okami Amaterasu 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
the conclave