Poj3b totalny ale niezły kocur i to jest piękne.

I sat on Yuri couch. I saw a pen which highly resembled my own.
*Wait, it's my pen and it smells like... oh god.*
I went to her room, but the doors were closed.
- "YURI, WHY?!"
- "Why what?" - she asked politely.
- "Y-your masturbating with my pen."
- "YURI GET YOUR PEN OUT OF YOUR VA-"
Yuri shushed me politely.
- "I know. Want me to use you instead?~
Yuri hugged me.
- "Not too hard? Because I can do it harder."
I nodded.
She dumped all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knives into the creek.
- "J-Just why...?"
She grabbed my arm. I winced in pain instantly.
- "O-ow..."
- "Oh, too hard?"
I nodded.
- "I will make you hard."
That was a good time.