Why did you queef?

Think about it.

I het u

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'.

the space mahrens were gathering 4 battel
teh brotehr captain sez 'today we fite for the emprer'
teh space mehraan sed 'no'
teh cptain shoot him thru the head 4 heresy
teh space merean sez 'i wuz gonna say "we fite FIVE the empeor"(dat mean he wanna fight for the empreor even more)'
den the space marien diez.

send dis 2 ur friend if u cry evry tiem ;_;

F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK