Brendan. The pregnancy test came back positive. please answer my calls...

hey brendan!!! hows it been? I know youve never been the same after that one hemorrhoids diagnosis. Im starting to get a little worried actually. I have monkey game LETS PLAY SOON!! Be seeing you

You doing good man?

Sex

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

"Readd me if you want to talk. If you dont, well I guess this is good bye. It was nice knowing you." -happyhour (pizza boi)