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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 6:05am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 5:19am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 12:05pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 2:03pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 10:55am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 4:01pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2018 @ 3:42pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 1:57pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 4:20pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 3:48am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 5:05pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 11:37am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 12:53pm

New Vocation

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2019 @ 3:08pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2018 @ 4:51am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 1:43pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 11:41am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 2:26pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 11:52am

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 12:10pm

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 11:52am

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:12am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 6:27am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 3:09pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 10:26pm



Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Guinea Pig