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🤔🤔 Did you 🤔🤔 ever hear 👂🖐 the Tragedy 😯 of Darth Plagueis 😌 the Wise? It's a 😱😰Sith legend😨😧. Darth Plagueis👈👈 was a 👤Dark Lord👤 of the 👹Sith👹 so 💪powerful💪 and so 👌wise👌, he could use the 🖐Force🖐 to influence the 👀midi-chlorians👀 to create😮...life😲😲. He had such a knowledge of the 🏴Dark Side🏴, he could even keep the ones he cared😍😍 about❤❤...from ⚰dying⚰. He became so 💪powerful💪, the only thing he was 😰afraid😰 of was losing his 💪power💪...which, eventually of course😮😮, he did😣. Unfortunately😯, he taught😕 his 👨apprentice👨 everything he knew. Then his apprentice 😵killed😵 him in his 😴sleep😴. Ironic. He could save others from 💀death💀...but not 😵himself😵

I PULL UP IN A WHIP SAME COLOR MACARONI
I BE GOIN SO HAM BOY U JUST BALONEY

Gone off that sherm! Mayne hold up!

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I have always been enamored by the wonders of toast. So, as you can imagine, when I received a $500 best buy gift card for Christmas my first thought was... "TOASTER". I purchased my "Dualit - NewGen 4-Slice Wide-Slot Toaster - Chrome", and was over come with nervous anticipation upon unboxing it when i arrived home. I slid my best bread into its quad-slot compartment, and sat nearly giggling at the excitement to come. After more than 1 hour of waiting; however, I realized that this toaster does not actually seem to "Toast" anything. In fact, it appears to simply warm bread and other grain products. Upon closer inspection of the included manual, I realized that this "Toaster" is intentionally and deliberately a "bread warmer". On the bright side, my warm bread was perfect for mopping up my tears when the reality struck that I had spent $500 on a toaster.
0/10 would not toast again.