Did you know that men that piss in stalls are actually way more alpha than those beta cuck urinal ♥♥♥♥? I'm such an alpha male, that when i go to piss in a public bathroom, i go into one of the stalls so that i can leave the door open, pull my pants to my ankles, and piss straight into the deepest part of the water. Girls in the female restroom can hear my piss and when i walk out of the bathroom, they all kneel down to suck my monster ♥♥♥♥, which is still out since i waddled out of the bathroom with my pants still around my ankles. This is because i had to wash my ♥♥♥♥ after pissing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard, but i can't dry it off because it would get hard and that would turn all the guys in the bathroom gay. So I just have the girls that heard me piss wait outside and all lick my ♥♥♥♥ clean. Basically, just because i piss in the stall, I get way more ♥♥♥♥♥ than you virgin ♥♥♥ losers on reddit.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p