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Sound of gunfire comes through the night
Killing and hatred, it's a terrible sight
Reports come in of the heavy attack
Message is seen, we're moving back

Preparations are made for the journey back
It's a survival, supplies are packed
No more nights in this eternal hell
Destination is simple, we move out

Killing time - you left from the line
Killing time - your turn to kill
Killing time - what do you say?
Killing time - aha, killing time

And he knew what he needed to keep us alive
No time for cowardice, kill and survive
Like a killer kid with a switchblade knife
Nasty word, he'll take your life

The silence is over, they attack again
Killing and hatred drive me insane
Reports come in of a heavy attack
Message is seen, we're moving back

What a huge let down.... I don't even know where to start. Ok, here we go :
The only good thing in the game is OST and sound/atmosphere (and the sexy suit you unlock after you beat the game for the first time^^), aside that, the game is a joke. This is ugly, but I mean really, I just wanted to cry at some point. It's also fully bugged, as some achievements, so you have to "trick" the game to get them. Story is a total non-sense and badly explained. Character movements are clunky so is your phone, especially the flashlight. And if you wanna follow the path, better look to a guide because you can easily wandering around for hours without having any clue about the next step to do. Voice acting is just laughable, that intro scene before the bridge... Can't believe it... Oh, and those stupid autosaves... Jesus... If you die cornered, you will be stucked in a death loop... Genius...
You know what? I'm gonna stop here because I don't want to waste anymore time on this garbage. And I'm pretty sure you get my point, don't you?
If you have suicidal tendencies then buy it and it will help you to end your life quickly... or gift it to a friend ahahahhaa

I knew it.... I'm telling you, I knew it....
I knew my mom was evil!
What I didn't is that now she has a bag on her head, an ugly dress, knifes in both hands, crying like a possessed soul, trying to hunt me down through an abandonned mine....
Of course, I didn't do my homeworks but... Really? Do I deserve that?

Although WW2 is over for 72 years, still feel good to beat those ♥♥♥♥ sausage lovers!

Just started, already finished...
Didn't have the time to be entertained.
Of course, there's some good stuffs in Fidelio but not enough to deserve a thumbs up
I'm sorry, but for me, it's a nope!

Who's happy to sneak everywhere?
Who's happy to evict tenants by force?
Who's happy to make contraband?
Who's happy to report his own daughter?
Who's happy to cause suicide because of grief?
Who's happy to let his family die?
Who's happy to spy and blackmail his tenants?

I am.

So, you better leave before I call the Ministry!

(Dialing the number...)

"A good rat is a dead rat"

By playing this game you will feel like a russian, leashed, blind and asmathic snail.

Because no human can handle such an emptiness, 35MM is kindly provided with a fully loaded 9mm. glock.

Just in case...

Two, actually!

I goat it.