Recent reviews by Barney the Skinned Dinosaur

Brothers, Time to demolish the heretics under the Emperors rule!

So i played through the game and when it came to the part of making my own questions i use McDonalds as the backstory...

Why do you have blood on your overalls? Thats Ketchup buddy! Theres a Mcdonalds Just down the end of this cave!

Why do you have a knife? How else was i going to cut through that Big Mac!

I heard moans, What have you done? Man, Everyones moaning, Those burgers are just so damn good, You'll see!

Waited 24 hours and i get my email...

As you left the cave you were confronted by a farmer named RONALD MCDONALD... Hell yeah