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Ok real talk. I have no understanding of why it's practically compulsory to wash your hands after peeing (as a man anyway, I would wash if I was a woman because I'd be wiping). This is my process for peeing: 1) open the door 2)pull down my pants and underwear and keep my hands there. Only virgins hold their c0cks while peeing. A REAL man aims with independent muscular movements only using your p3n1s. Anyway, all I have touched so far is my pants. After finishing my business, I struggle to put my absolute mastodon mammoth of a c0ck back into my pants without touching it. After a few tries, it flops in and slaps my knee where it remains. I then flush the toilet with my foot and then leave the bathroom. I challenge you to give me a SINGLE reason why I should wash my hands after pissing; I bet you can't give me one.

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