Hello I was wondering if you would be interested in joining a Bannerlord Clan. We will be doing pitched battles as well as sieges. If you are interested add me on steam.

Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys

Number 15. Sewer rats when I was a young boy,I came across a couple of sewer rats from the drain beside my home. I began doing what any young boy would do,and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of magnificent sewer rats. She exclaimed,"oh,Dios mio. Me poor boy. He's eating sewer rats,rats that are from the sewer." I did not reply, because I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats.

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I was only 3 years old.. It was Christmas Eve and I couldn't go to sleep... Then I heard some footsteps in the family room. I got up to investigate. Then I saw Santa!
It was a man with black shoes, black tracksuit pants, a black jacket and a black beanie. Instead of a long friendly white beard, he has a rough black goty. Also, instead of a sack of presents he had a black garbage bag.

He said "Hey kid, give me all your expensive ♥♥♥♥ and I will reward you" he said with a gothic voice. "Ye" I reply. I pass him the iPad, Computer, Laptop, TV, Phone and Mums and Dads Credit card. "You done well kid, have some 'White Snow Elf Magic'" He passes me a plastic bag with the Snow Elf Magic and he drives away in a big black 4 wheel drive.
The next morning my mum and dad finds me hanging from the chandelier high on da magic. My mum and dad start yelling at me... But I deep down knew it was Santa..

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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2015✦✦ *☆ )
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