Oh my God- he is cute as hell **and** sexy as hell! The profile bio was right---

It Chrimuh

Happy Birthday Love

Dear Mistress,

I am sending this message to you in the hopes that you may accompany me to a fine night of gaming on the website known as ‘Roblox’, in which I may impress you with my talents and fine riches that I have acquired through my mother’s credit card. I do wish to see you on within the hours, but if you may decline, then I wish you the best of luck in finding a fine man to purchase Robux off of, as you won’t get a penny off of me if you decide to come crawling back for my Robloxian ♥♥♥♥.

Best regards,
Your future husband

Dear Mrs. Chikorely, Sorry to say but you have the wrong email. I will be praying for you and your husband in your time of loss, I guess, and hope you guys will recover. Please never contact me again.

No noodle is better