+rep cast a spell on me and now pigeons won't leave me alone. Literally no matter where I go a massive flock of pigeons follows and protects me. I don't even have to feed them anything, and sometimes they even bring me gifts they find on the street like dollar coins. I am covered in ♥♥♥♥ and feathers as a result, but honestly it's worth it. Not sure how long the spell will last, but it's been two years already so I guess this is my life now. Didn't even ask for it. It was a sort of punishment that turned into a blessing. The Unknown Wizard gave it to me after I killed him too many times in Mordhau. My life has been changed forever.

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