Wile E Shitterman
New South Wales, Australia
 
 
Why are airlines allowed to ban smartphones that tend to detonate but not people that do?
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holochan 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am 
hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx
holochan 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am 
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holochan 21 Jul, 2021 @ 7:58am 
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M*ri 19 Mar, 2019 @ 10:39pm 
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BR*INDEADcz 4 Feb, 2019 @ 2:53am 
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BR*INDEADcz 27 Jan, 2019 @ 1:57am 
hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine! Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine... A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here :)