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As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that porngames are 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. porngames do not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in porngame. on the other hand, I would recommend porngames to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is naked women in it and they naked. they kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I’m very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome.

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one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

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My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.

Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P♥ssy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre p♥ssy, but pokimane’s p♥ssy is a goddess p♥ssy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?