FrozenHollowFox's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:41pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:09pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:40pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 8:28pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:41pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:08pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:58am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:49am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 3:08pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 9:48pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:27pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 12:06pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:56pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:42pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:24pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 2:51pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2016 @ 3:15pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:49am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 1:31pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 8:02pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:47pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 6:08pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 5:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:35pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:41am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 3:30pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 3:45pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 1:58pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 3:15pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 7:13pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:22pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 4:35pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:52pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 6:44pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 2:27pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 2:58pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 3:44pm

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

22 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

23 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30